Why You Should Buy Cool Baby ClothesI'm sure you don't really need reasons to dress your baby in cool clothes. But... just in case you can't seem to make up your mind about buying something or not, I'll give you five reasons why you should. Oh, and don't take this too seriously. One...
Even though your baby can't talk yet, you know he is so happy you didn't put that cheesy plaid baseball outfit on him. Do you honestly think he wants to wear that crap? Heck no he doesn't. He wants to look like mom and dad. What else do you think could be making him cry so much? Let me ask you this mom... would you wear a shirt with a ducky on it? I think not. So why in the world would you put those horrible clothes on your baby? Two...
Have you ever heard of feng shui? Ya... me either. But, from what I understand it's all about things going together in perfect harmony. It's kind of like those things where you have to guess which one doesn't fit or which one looks different from the rest. Trust me, you don't want one not matching the others in your family. let me explain. Picture this... mom looks cool. Dad looks cool. Big brother or sister looks cool. Your infant is wearing a baby blue shirt with a happy little ship on it. Ouch... not good. Three...
Dressing your kid in cool baby clothes most likely will anger one of your in laws or one of the aunts or uncles because they wear polo's and those stupid boat shoes from 1986. You know you want to do everything you can to get under their skin. It's your passive aggressive side trying to get out. There is nothing wrong with this at all. So, go ahead and get a skull onesie today. Actually, get the skull pacifier and the Metallica lullaby CD while your at it. If you are really ambitious make juniors first haircut a mohawk. They'll cringe in their socks and sandals every time they are over to visit. Four...
You've worked really hard to be who you are. It's taken years of walking to the beat of a different drummer (I don't really know what this means. It's just something my mom used to say to me) to become the individual that you are. You want cool things for the most important thing in your life. Your child is an extension of you. Nothing in the world will ever mean more. This is not a time to settle on ugly, ordinary, cheesy, or typical baby clothes. Five...
See reasons one, two, three, and four again. If you still are not sure why you should buy cool baby clothes then just keep reading this article over and over until you get it. And remember, if you see a baby crying somewhere it's probably because his or her parents bought clothes that are horribly ordinary. Don't be one of those parents. Wow... this has been fun. I've really enjoyed creating this article. I'm glad I got all of this off my chest. I sincerely hope you see the humor in it. Although... in my quest for creating an entertaining article, I think I stumbled upon some seriously legitimate reasons why you should buy cool baby clothes from us. Shop on. Rock Onesies Punk Rocker Onesie Rock Baby Gift Set
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